I wouldn’t go as far as some of my friends have in suggesting that sexual addiction is not a disorder. I’m sure they are people out there who are legitimately suffering from this affliction.

However, I don’t believe Tiger Woods is one of those people.

Tiger Woods is simply a married man who couldn’t keep it in his pants and they are millions of those out there.  A lot of these men wind-up in divorce court but I don’t think the majority of them would claim to be sex addicts. They are a lot of reasons why Tiger Woods cheated on his wife but the fact that Tiger’s people have started to push the sex addict angle and his caddy Steve Williams  is the first one to publicly start slinging this bs by asserting that Woods ‘has a problem’ is not only ridiculous it’s insulting.

Of course Tiger Woods has a problem it’s called ass-*#%*#*-ness!

And another thing when will people stop trying to find excuses for bad and destructive behavior in smart and accomplished people? Sometimes intelligent and talented people do stupid things because they want too and there doesn’t have to be an underlying cause it’s not a psychiatric disorder it’s called making a mistake. And we’re all capable of doing that regardless of how successful or wealthy we are.  

Elin Woods, Tiger Woods’ wife has had enough!

The Daily Mail is reporting that Elin Woods will file for divorce from the former golfing superstar after Christmas and she’ll return to her home country Sweden at the start of the new year. 

A part of me hates to ask this question since I do understand why she would want to work things out with him but if the story is true what took her so long? Did she want to see how many women were going to come forward? I know I would and then I would want him to beg and beg and beg and then beg some more for my forgiveness and then I would still leave him.  

I think like most women I would rather be alone and happy with millions than married with millions and humiliated.

So I guess that blank circle on the previous post can now be filled in with this face. 

A fourth woman has alleged she too is a mistress of  Tiger Woods. Jamie Jungers a Las Vegas waitress and a model for TrashyGirls.com has said she had an 18-month affair with the international sports star.

Tiger Woods is crazy!!! And he will never, ever live this down. If I was his wife I would be horribly depressed and hurt and my marriage with him would be over. One extra marital affair is bad enough but  four maybe even five mistresses?!

I wouldn’t be able to handle this could you?

So we’ve heard about Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Grubbs and Kalika Moquin..will there be a fourth transgression?

Tiger Woods apologized ‘with all his heart’ to his family and fans today.

In a statement on his website, Woods acknowledges the drama that has gone down and continues to unfold in his life stating, “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect.”

Ummm Tiger..how many transgressions are we talking about here? And couldn’t he/they find a better word than transgression?  

Ok.

I know that we have to simplify everything these days but do people really have to be told that burglars look for open windows?

Honestly, this headline is ridiculous. The story is horrible but the editor should have thought twice before writing this headline. 

And if you haven’t figured out by the time you reach age 10 that thieves come in through open windows and doors and you’re not suffering from significantly impaired cognitive functioning, you should not be allowed to call yourself an adult.

Really now.

So the police got Richard Heene to come in and were able to (wink, wink) get a confession from him by telling him they wanted to return his aircraft and tie up some loose ends with a few questions..lol

And dude fell for it!

So now we know most of the truth behind The Great Balloon Hoax of 2009.

It seems the entire Heene household was in on the balloon hoax from the beginning. And apparently it may have taken just fourteen days to fool the entire world. 

Now, why would parents get their kids to lie and participate in such a scheme? Because they wanted to draw attention to a cause, an issue, a loved one who was dying or suffering..nope, nope, hell no! They did it because.. because..they wanted their own reality show!

Well, of course they did! 

Ah mean, who doesn’t want to broadcast intimate family details and their dirty laundry to the world 24hrs a day, corrupt their kids with worthless values and achieve fame and success with little or no talent and absolutely no hard work. Oh yeah, I forgot hard work and talent that sh#$ is for suckers!  

Anyway, according to Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden the entire family was in on the hoax and Falcon, the youngest son who was thought to be in the balloon, “For all we knew may have been two blocks down the road playing on the swing in the city park.” 

You know, if  the world hadn’t bought the Heene’s family bs hook, line and sinker for almost six hours I could almost laugh at the absurdity of this story. But the fact that Richard Heene is still out there trying to pedde his crap, beseeching to the world that “This thing has become so convoluted,” while sobbing his alligator tears instead makes me angrier and angrier by the minute.

I swear if  he or his family gets a tell all book deal, clothing line or anything at all from this sorry escapade you better believe I’m going to start my own Brooklyn Bridge For Sale website. Don’t laugh, I’m serious I have certificates of sale printed and ready for mailing.

Keith Bardwell a Louisiana Justice of  Peace refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple but he does allow black people to use his bathroom! 

Beth Humphrey, 30, and Terence McKay 32,  were denied a license by Bardwell because Bardwell believes the children of such unions suffer and that it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.

And if you aren’t already gasping with disbelief and shaking your head in disgust then this bit of information should do it..Bardwell has the audacity, to declare that his actions are justified and that’s he’s not racist at all since he has piles and piles of black friends AND..he even lets them use his bathroom! So that proves it right there! He’s not a raging racist at all because HE LETS BLACK PEOPLE USE HIS BATHROOM if he didn’t then and only then would we know that he’s a racist and a lunatic.

OMG!! WTF!!

You wanna know the real reason Bardwell refuses to marry interracial couples? It’s because he knows that sooner or later one of these interracial marriages, maybe even mine, is bound to spawn the devil’s offspring if we haven’t already with President Barack Obama!

You would never believe  that 2010 is just a few weeks away.

God grant me the serenity…

Being candid doesn’t just apply to talk show hosts and average citizens.

The beloved characteristic can also apply to Presidents as well. And yes, I’ll agree it is a bit surprising when politicians are frank with us but I have to admit that some of them are actually capable of telling the truth-at times.

President Obama’s comment about West’s behavior was off the record but when you act like a jackass (include Serena Williams here too) you should be called out swiftly and without regard to race, sex, age, national origin, religion or culture and if a president wants to express his/her outrage with a person’s behavior he/she should be able too as well. 

Thankfully President Obama had the guts to say what we’ve all been collectively expressing for the past few days and although it’s not the politest term in the world describing Kanye West as a  ’jackass’,  is the one word he can get away with calling him out loud!

I could think of quite a few other words to describe the big mouth, artist can’t you?