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Go ahead swear. It’ll make the pain go away!

 a word that crosses all languages..

Swearing doesn’t actually make everything better or make the pain go away but we now have proof that swearing helps us to be better able to tolerate a painful situation.

Unlike most people, I didn’t start swearing until I was 19. I was a sheltered child..lol. Anyway I had to ‘learn to swear’ and I still haven’t developed the knack that some people have for combining swear words George Carlin comes to mind here. So I tend to rely on the most used ones and I must confess that to this day they are just some some swear words I could never, ever use. But who could deny the fact that sometimes the only appropriate word for a specific situation is $UCK!

And during my various travels I found that Americans are a lot better at swearing than Europeans. We’re born naturals the words kinda roll off our tongues. And the British have a way of swearing that makes you feel dirty all over and not in a good way..LOL.

One more thing, I have to applaud the women and men who took part in this study because what they were asked to endure in order to determine the affect of swearing on an individual’s tolerance to pain sounds like an act Dick Cheney would have sanctioned! 

Anyway, all we have to do now is get them to do a study proving that swearing at our PCs causes them to work faster so we’ll be able to swear at work-in front of our bosses!

 


Vintage Obama on ‘Tonight Show’ with Leno

 

Last night President Barack Obama appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

What we witnessed was vintage Obama. Eloquent, confident and in control.

He told us went wrong in the American economy, what he and others are doing to fix it and reassured us that brighter days are ahead and he did it all with a smile on his face and in language we can comprehend.

His interviewer, Jay Leno, is no Mike Wallace but The Tonight Show host covered all the bases. From AIG, to clean energy, to the Obama’s search for a  family dog. Leno got the mix of questions just right and he did it smoothly, respectfully and with the perfect amount of humor. We could ask for nothing more from the big hearted comedian.  He gets top marks all the way around!

It wasn’t a flawless appearance. Obama did make an off the collar remark comparing his recent bowling game to ’the Special Olympics  or something’. It was a poor comparison. And others, I’m sure, will make an issue out of it and I wouldn’t be surprised if Obama clarifies or apologizes for the unfortunate remark later today.

All in all it was a good night for television.

In the future sitting presidents probably wouldn’t make it a habit of appearing on The Tonight Show but I do think President Obama has started a trend and he wouldn’t be the last sitting president to appear on the late-night talk show circuit.

*** BTW I love the 99 cent segment. Jay, we all know that most of the products sold at these stores are crap and not worth more than the few pennies it takes to produce them but I dare you to find another store other than a dollar store or 99 cent store where you can buy all your junk food, cleaning supplies, a cutesy ornament or plaque for your wife and a cool toy for your niece or nephew for a combined total of less than $20 ? I DARE YOU JAY! I DARE YOU! lol***


John McCain on C-SPAN

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Former GOP presidential candidate, John McCain was on C-SPAN  today discussing earmarks, one of his signature issues.

This is the first time I’ve seen John McCain in any significant capacity since he lost to Obama.

Oh wait.. he was on Letterman but that doesn’t really count does it? lol.

He was holding a press conference with a couple other senators talking about upcoming earmark legislation.

And he said he was happy to be back in the Senate. I must say that he looks a lot older than he did on the campaign trail nevertheless is good to see him back at work.

And for those of you wondering out loud about my viewing habits the answer is yes, I watch CSPAN and I admit it proudly..I’m a geek/nerd..and I love it.


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